alpaca-love-machine:

The best thing about super robot wars, is the offhand line mentioning that the alien bug enemies, had decided to target the U.K. and dropped 4 nukes on Birmingham.

Shortly followed by the second games mention, that all of Europe had been over run, except Scotland because of the invincible elite Glasgow squadron.

It’s just cool to see that the Japanese script writers had apparently just being throwing darts at a globe when it came to picking the location for things.

Although they did come up with an absolutely stellar explanation for why the dark evil alien overlords would start there invasion by nuking Birmingham so w/e.

The Invincible Elite Glasgow Squadron, led by one John “Smeato” Smeaton

alpaca-love-machine:

I’m pretty much just going to reblog every screenshot of the persona 4 porno that I find on my dash.

Like you know how you got those stupidly opoular posts when avengers was at the height of it’s popularity, where people where like, who needs to go see the avengers when I can just look at my dashboard, ohohoho, I’m so funny.

Well it’s going to be like that (Except, instead of a really good blockbuster movie, it’s going to be like possible the worst porno even made, you don’t even know), you, all of you, (because I’ll reblog screenshots over and over, so everyone in every time zone can see), are going to get to see all of it, every little thrust of that old mans dick, and every disgusting look on his face.

ANd I’m not even going to let you block that shit.

This is the kind of life defining stuff you need to see.

This is the NAM OF OUR GENERATION AND I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU UNDERSTAND!

you’re a monster

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

cadmium:

what’s up it’s too hot to live

i’d hit that

can’t believe all this awful luck Michael Schumacher is getting

after he set the fastest lap I thought he might be able to pull something rad, but getting crashed into and then engine problems? what a shitty race for him

“I’d give anything to be able to eviscerate that son of a bitch!”

I like this game

clearly I’m missing out on Eurovision

pride-kun:

pride-kun:

redgaloshesforfeet:

pride-kun:

redgaloshesforfeet:

Speaking of God-Tier desserts, my friends and I got to talking about Tiramisu last night and NEITHER of them like it.

What is wrong with this world?

TIRAMISU IS THE BEST MAN

I have a recipe for tiramisu brownies if you wantttt

Its really easy and a lot less complicated than actual tiramisu

Despite my crippling inability to cook, I would more than love to have said recipe, bro.

Ingredients:

1 package (19-21 ounces) brownie mix (plus ingredients to make cake-like brownies)

1 cup milk

1/4 cup instant coffee granules ( I usually add extra because I like the taste of coffee )

1 container (12 ounces) frozen whipped topping, thawed, divided

2 packages (3.4 ounces each) cheesecake instant pudding and pie filling

20 chocolate creme-filled sandwich cookies, coarsely chopped

2 Tablespoons semi-sweet chocolate morsels, grated (optional)

Cinnamon

1. Prehead oven to 350F. Lightly spray pan. Prepare brownie mix according to package directions for cake-like brownies. Pour into pan and spread it evenly. Bake 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in the middle comes out clean! Cool completely

2. In another bowl, combine milk and instant coffee; stir until dissolved. Add half of the whipped topping and all of the pudding mix; whisk until smooth. Chop the cookies and fold them into the pudding mixture. Spread evenly over the brownie filling.

3. Spread remaining whipped cream on top and sprinkle on the grated chocolate morsels. Then sprinkle cinnamon over top. Refrigerate at least 30 minutes, cut into squares, and serve.

PRIDE HIGHLY RECOMMENDS THIS RECIPE

I’ve made it myself multiple times and if I take it anywhere they’re usually gone >:C They’re really rich too so be sure to have a glass of milk close-by

Brings this back cause I’m making them today (B

this is me, breaking into your house and stealing all your brownies because GODDAMN